Lifeline

Corruption is the Fifth pillar of democracy.
Corruption is the foundation of Indian Administration.
Corruption in the backbone of Indian economy.
Corruption provdes lubricant to Indian Judicial system.
Corruption is the oxygen for politicians.
Corruption keeps your Boss happy and you go on moving up.
Corruption elevates your social status, hides your mistakes, gives you choice posting,helps in getting early promotion and what not..
Any work can be done smooth and timely if you indulge in corruption.

Lessons:
Accept and Give bribe as much as possible and be happy.
Accept illegal practices prevalent in the system with joy and pleasure, You will lead a peaceful life. Don't try to protest anyone or point out anyone's fault, otherwise it will open Pandora's Box for you.