Husband: If I die will you remarry me?
Wife: No I will stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry me?
Husband: No I will also stay with your sister.
Lalu and his wife were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
Lalu left a note on Rabri’s bedside table that said “Dear wife, awake me at 5 am tomorrow.
Next morning Lalu awoke at 8 a.m and saw a note on his bedside table: Dear Husband it is 5 O’clock get up.
Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.
Banta: Is this dog faithful?
Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, every time it returned back to me.
Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: YES
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.
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